there is a new chubby girl at the house. she drove from santa rosa tonight in the rain.

he likes those girls with chubby bodies, and rosey faces. she's chubby with a rosey face.

my dog took a liking to her, but me being the selfish twat that i am, walked out into the living room and took my moochey dog away from her chubby side.

now he breathes deeply beside my legs, as she coughs on his smoke.

they called me from seven eleven to ask me what i wanted since they didn't have charleston chew nor peanut butter m and m's.

twix i said. carmel of course.

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